'Super-size' Charles

Alas, poor America, she makes such an easy target. Even Prince Charles can't resist a jab, fearing an American-style "super-size" epidemic in Britain:
THE Prince of Wales warned yesterday of a "super-sizing" epidemic in Britain, as he urged more people to walk and cycle to tackle unhealthy living and childhood obesity.

Prince Charles said Britain was following close behind the United States in the health problem stakes. "We are perhaps not far behind our American cousins in the 'super-sizing' epidemic," he said in a speech at St James's Palace.
Ah, our fat American cousins. Such McDonald's-gorging rednecks.