Eye-ran

When you read stuff like this do you roll your eyes and think "Mullah, Schmullah, what crazy, paranoid kids," or do you (having watched and trusted the Syriana-scenario)[1], say, "hmmmmmm......"?

Iran is blaming the US, UK (and Israel, of course) for recent plane crashes in the country. Now, the Big Bwana of the Revolutionary Guard is sabre rattling, reminding the West that:
Iran's improved version of the Shahab-3 missile can strike more than 1,300 miles from their launch site, putting Israel and U.S. forces in the Middle East in easy range.
Honestly, if you have an idea for dealing with Iran, please send it to, "Messrs. Bush and Blair, P.O. Box 25, Mid-North-Atlantic World Salvation Centre." I want to go to Iran: Darius the Great compels me. Please let it still be there....

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1. The CIA blow people up willy-nilly. Particularly pesky A-rabs or Islams.