Meet the Hardee Monster Thickburger: 1420 calories, 107 grams of fat, $5.49. From the country that charges thousands to keep you alive but will happily kill you off for 5 bucks.

Add another 600 calories (fries and soft drink) for 2 more bucks. Now, that's freedom.

(Says he who comes from the land of the deep-fried Mars bar)